Monday, December 23, 2013

The Twelve Days of H! Mas

[Merry H! Mas] . . . from H Street Live!

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On the first day of  H!mas my new love gave to me,
"A railed-street with red trolleys!"

On the second day of H!mas my new love gave to me,
"Two bars with-bouncers"
and "A railed-street with red trolleys!"

On the third day of H!mas my new love gave to me,
"Three bad pens"
"Two bars with-bouncers"
and "A railed-street with red trolleys!"

On the fourth day of H!mas my new love gave to me,
"Four calling carry-outs"
"Three bad pens"
"Two bars with bouncers"
and "A railed-street with red trolleys!"

On the fifth day of H!mas my new love gave to me,
"Five! - holds - on - tables!"
"Four calling carry-outs"
"Three bad pens"
"Two bars with bouncers"
and "A railed-street with red trolleys!"

On the sixth day of H!mas my new love gave to me,
"Six owners praying"
"Five - holds - on - tables!"
"Four calling carry-outs"
"Three bad pens"
"Two bars with bouncers"
and "A railed-street with red trolleys!"

On the seventh day of H!mas my new love gave to me,
"Seven steaks 'a sizzling"
"Six owners praying"
"Five! - holds - on - tables!"
"Four calling carry-outs"
"Three bad pens"
"Two bars with bouncers"
and "A railed-street with red trolleys!"

On the eighth day of H!mas my new love gave to me,
"Eight empty parkin' spaces" 
"Seven steaks 'a sizzling"
"Six owners praying"
"Five! - holds - on - tables!"
"Four calling carry-outs"
"Three bad pens"
"Two bars with bouncers"
and "A railed-street with red trolleys!"

On the ninth day of H!mas my new love gave to me,
"Nine ladies laughing"
"Eight empty parkin' spaces"
"Seven steaks 'a sizzling"
"Six owners praying"
"Five! - holds - on - tables!"
"Four calling carry-outs"
"Three bad pens"
"Two bars with bouncers"
and "A railed-street with red trolleys!"

On the tenth day of H!mas my new love gave to me,
"Ten kickass speakers"
"Nine ladies laughing"
"Eight empty parkin' spaces"
"Seven steaks 'a sizzling"
"Six owners praying"
"Five! - holds - on - tables!"
"Four calling carry-outs"
"Three bad pens"
"Two bars with bouncers"
and "A railed-street with red trolleys!"

On the eleventh day of H!mas my new love gave to me,
"Eleven policemen pooping"
"Ten kickass speakers"
"Nine ladies laughing"
"Eight empty parkin' spaces"
"Seven steaks 'a sizzling"
"Six owners praying"
"Five! - holds - on - tables!"
"Four calling carry-outs"
"Three bad pens"
"Two bars with bouncers"
and "A railed-street with red trolleys!"

On the twelth day of H!mas my new love gave to me,
"Twelve cashdrawers humming"
"Eleven policemen pooping"
"Ten kickass speakers"
"Nine ladies laughing"
"Eight empty parkin' spaces"
"Seven steaks 'a sizzling"
"Six owners praying"
"Five! - holds - on - tables!"
"Four calling carry-outs"
"Three bad pens"
"Two bars with bouncers"
and "A railed-street with red trolleys!"